it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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