We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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