Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize