Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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