Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
it glows. i had to have it.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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