STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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