a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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