yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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