Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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