Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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