You're so nebulous sometimes
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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