I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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