That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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