She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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