I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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