I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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