absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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