It's never too late to be topless.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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