This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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