She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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