Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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