thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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