no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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