butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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