you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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