I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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