I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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