Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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