I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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