He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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