He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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