Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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