Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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