"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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