he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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