found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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