Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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