it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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