I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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