He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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