So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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