I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
We got so high we made milksteak
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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