Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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