Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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