Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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