So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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