I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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