she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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