You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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