I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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