So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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