so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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