Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
