What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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