maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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